new series

i have decided to make a new series called:
(drum roll)
"100 ways i will never spend my friday night"
i will go five at a time,
and i will probably only reach thirty,
because i am not nearly creative enough to come up with 100.
so new title:
(slightly more realistic/unenthusiastic drum roll)
((which i almost always want to spell drum rool))
"30 ways i will never spend my friday night"

1. going to a pro-drink and drive convention.
2. watching the simpsons (i have never found it funny).
3. buying a puppy.
4. watching HSM2.
5. watching HSM1