today i went to brunch with my family at mission viejo country club.
we were talking about the darwin awards
(they are called this because they are awarded to the people with the
stupidest deaths each year, or cleaning the gene pool).
one came up about a guy who just ran off a
cliff while he was zoning out on his daily jog.
my grandmother said, "maybe while he was jogging there was a hill
and he went up and over it and just fell off."
now this would be a more reasonable explanation,
if he was driving a car,
but people do not skid when they stop.
this man could have just stopped before he fell.
but in any case i think that it would be funny if humans did need
to change their brake pads every so often.
so as not to get into walk accidents.
which are analogous to car accidents.
we were talking about the darwin awards
(they are called this because they are awarded to the people with the
stupidest deaths each year, or cleaning the gene pool).
one came up about a guy who just ran off a
cliff while he was zoning out on his daily jog.
my grandmother said, "maybe while he was jogging there was a hill
and he went up and over it and just fell off."
now this would be a more reasonable explanation,
if he was driving a car,
but people do not skid when they stop.
this man could have just stopped before he fell.
but in any case i think that it would be funny if humans did need
to change their brake pads every so often.
so as not to get into walk accidents.
which are analogous to car accidents.
5 comments:
AH! you made it!
welcome to blog world - ill put you on my roll.
hahaha.
this blog drew a gasp from my mouth.
...then i laughed
on the dashboard page - go to edit layout.
click where it says 'add page element.' its called link list.
do that.
i'm really excited you have one of these, because i like the way you write, and i like things about you in general. so welcome :)
ha i saw the author of the book awards on Conan and it was funny
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