so today i decided not to wear shoes around school,
no big deal, right.
that is what i thought too.
but no, apparently shoes are a must.
i got told at least 3 times to put my shoes back on,
"or else."
so naturally i was curious as to what "else" was.
it turned out to be nothing,
other than burning feet.
which i am sure the office had nothing to do with.
but if they did,
i am going to sue for witchcraft.
no big deal, right.
that is what i thought too.
but no, apparently shoes are a must.
i got told at least 3 times to put my shoes back on,
"or else."
so naturally i was curious as to what "else" was.
it turned out to be nothing,
other than burning feet.
which i am sure the office had nothing to do with.
but if they did,
i am going to sue for witchcraft.
3 comments:
you are one of the most clever writers ever.
i let out a big 'lol' at the witchcraft comment.
i went through that phase for a while - carrying my sandals in my hands instead of wearing them.
i actually got sent to the discipline office. they didn't do anything. just scolded me.
...my poor self esteem.
It's widely known and commonly accepted that the first lawsuit in the history of these Unitied States was over witchcraft. Better be careful, bud. You never know what kind of nasties you could pick up from school...
ha we celebrate No Shoe Wednesdays at Capo. it is celebrated with flicking off goldfish crumbs and cream cheese off your feet on the ride home.
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